I knew as soon as I typed the words yesterday about a sex swing, that I had roughly two and a half minutes before I started wanting to shop seriously for one.  Why not, right?  If I’m down with having a thrusting, inflateable lounger, I’m hardly going to cross my eyes to bolt a swing to my ceiling, no?

I love that the Spinning Sex Swing is a jolly enough one to come with leopard print on the swing.  It’s bold.  It knows that it’s a sex toy.  It owns that lifestyle.  It rocks it.  It is also in the sale–oh, how I love a sale.

Speaking of sale, stay with me for this thought:  Okay, you can see the pictures of the various poses that they showcase.  You can see that the weight limit is 250 pounds–which pretty much knocks out partner sex while on the swing, unless you are both the sorts of delicate flowers who are able to crowd surf without pissing off the masses.  And if you are, good for you.  No, really, go enjoy the Spinning Sex Swing all on its own.  But.  BUT!  If the combined weight of you and your partner is over 250 lbs…could you imagine–just imagine!–taking into account the fact that it is currently on sale…getting two of them?  And…rigging them up facing each other?

Just picture it.

Take your time.

Because, look, you’ve already committed to having a sex swing hanging from your ceiling.  It’s not like having two is going to look any more depraved.  But what you do get is bouncing, swinging, fully gravity-free sex.  How cool does that sound?  I think I’ve sold myself, anyway.

If you’re not yet ready to commit to bolting this bad boy down, you can give the freestanding frame a go.  It has the feel of a kids’ playground about it that makes the whole thing seem that much more fun.