I've been reading a lot of profiles lately and I can't help but notice that the ole self-summary seems to be a real stumbling block for some guys. I understand it isn't fun...hey, I don't like it myself. But you know what is worse? Reading a hundred versions of: "My name is [insert name here]. Anything else you want to know, just ask" or two hundred versions of: "I don't know what to write here, I can't be summarized by a box, anything you want to know...just ask."

If I may risk sounding a bit rude here...why exactly would I bother to ask you anything? I don't know the first thing about you. I don't know if we have anything in common, and apparently, you are just worn out by the idea of giving me a bit of information.

Fuck that. Give me a man with stamina.