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I am currently a sex blogger over at SexShop365.  Covering all topics related to sex, sexuality, and relationships, I post three times a week making this is a pretty active category.  This is also where you'll find the "Ask Birdie..." series of advice posts where I answer questions people write in to me.

 

 



Brand New, Second-Hand Sex Toy Competition

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Brand New, Second-Hand Sex Toy Competition

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Sure, money’s tight with the never-ending recession–everyone is trying to finally get on board with re-using, recycling, and giving things they own a whole new purpose in life.  Why should sex toys be any different?  Not only does it mean you’ve managed to find a new use for something, it’s…just darned funny to see a sex toy floating out in the world in a completely innocuous role.

So what we would like to do is see you use your sex toys in a way that amuses, confounds, or just darn tickles us.  Whether you find that your vibrator makes for a great milk foamer or a string of anal beads make for a lovely necklace, take a picture and send it in.  If you’re feeling especially creative, you can put together a video (no longer than 3 minutes, please–we have no kind of attention span).

What we get is amusement.  What you get–if you have the best picture or video–is a £50 voucher to spend online in this shop.  That’s just our way of saying thank you and letting you replace the butt plug that you’re now using to stopper your sink.

What you need to know:

-We do not want pictures of you using the toy in the manner it was intended.  Please no naked and no sex shots!

-Any pictures or videos you send in may be used on the site at some point–you, however, maintain all other rights of use.

-Videos should be no longer than 3 minutes in length.

-Multiple, unique submissions are fine.  Go ahead and send an email for every toy you own or get one toy to do a whole lot of different things–the only limitation is your imagination.

-We will take pictures/videos of sex toys in unusual places, doing unusual things, or just looking funny.  Be creative in order to win the prize.

-The voucher can be used online to cover the cost of your purchases and shipping.  It can be divided up across more than one order, but a cash refund for any amount not used is not possible.

-Send all submissions to  This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

-Contest ends in four weeks; midnight on November 8th.

Good luck and have fun!

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Does penis enlargement really work? We need volunteers

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Does penis enlargement really work? We need volunteers

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We are looking for 5 volunteers to take part in the first SexShop365 group product test. This month we are looking to see how the Bathmate gets on. Does penis enlargement really work?

bathmateSo you had your eye caught by the great reviews that the Bathmate Water-Based Penis Enlarger is getting, huh?  No shame in that.  Because, as near as I can tell, even for men who find that it the enlargement effect is only temporary, they’re still finding that it feels great to use–so really, it’s a very win-win proposition.

And now, thanks to the largesse of SexShop365, it can be a bit more like win-win-win because they’re giving you a chance to grab one of these great devices FOR FREE.  All you have to do is agree that you’ll tell us all about your experiences–a few blogs, a bit of a diary, and some saucy pictures where appropriate (please note: we don’t need to see your face or post your name–your women won’t admit it, but this is one instance where we’re not going to lie to you:  your equipment is the most important part of you)

 

Ladies, this is a great time to see what your man is really capable of get in touch if you want to get your hands on one of these for your partner.  Tell him how much fun it is to use and see if you can’t reap the rewards for your efforts.  And boys, go ahead and give into your curiosity; we both know you want to know if it really works.

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Want to apply to be a tester?

CLICK HERE TO APPLY

If your successful I’ll let you know all we’ll need from you and get one of these shooting off to you in the post.  I really didn’t mean that to sound the way it came out… This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

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I Double-Dog Dare You: Double Trouble Cock Ring

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I can’t lie, I’m more than a little bit intrigued by this new cock ring:  the Double Trouble Cock Ring comes with everything you can think to throw at a cock ring.  It stimulates the clit, the anal area, it vibrates, it has little rubbery spikes, little rubbery baubles…what doesn’t it have?  It also looks vaguely frightening.  In the best possible way.  I mean seriously, look at this thing:

  Double Trouble Cock Ring

…don’t you kind of love it already?  It is a very soft vinyl, so it really isn’t half as scary as it looks like it should be, but still…there’s a lot going on there.  I want one.  But, seeing as how I lack the necessary equipment, I’ll take someone else trying it out and letting me know how it feels.  Go on.  I dare you.

Have you tried it?  Please tell me all about it at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

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Now THIS is gorgeous: Tantus Twist

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I wouldn’t have expected to find such a sexy little item in the Clearance Section–even though I’ve been surprised before, I often think that I’m just going to find the toys that no one really wants stuck over there.  Which is clearly nonsense, considering the absolutely delectable looking Tantus Twist which is now an unbelievably ridiculous price of £14.39.  I didn’t mistype that.  It really is £14.39.  And no, to be fair, I have no idea how they came up with such a random price–all I know is that it is waaaay below the recommended retail price.

The Twist is insertable to six inches and is made from high quality silicone.  It’s going to be great to use on it’s own, but it is also more than possible to use it in a harness–and tell me THAT doesn’t put an idea or two in your head.  I love the deep purple colour and the corkscrew effect down the shaft.  

But if you aren’t convinced, you might prefer the look of the Tantus Cosmo which is made to the same high standard, but comes in a deep pink with a more subtle ridged effect down the shaft–with the bonus of having the capacity to take a bullet.  Which just gave ME thoughts.  The Cosmo is also ridiculously and randomly under-priced, at £15.19.  I am seriously falling in love with the Clearance Section.

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